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  • Kill 'em with kindness
    on Apr 4, 2012
    There has been an unsettling and unfamiliar turn of events in the past month with my ex-husband and Mrs. 2.0. I'm not sure how to put this other than to just come right out and say it. Given our history as an odd trio it may be shocking. They have be...
  • Ten minute bullshit lunch time post #2
    on Apr 2, 2012 in ten minute bullshit
    So Tori Spelling is pregnant. Again. Am I the only one that immediately thinks of Dean McDermott's ex-wife, Mary Jo Eustace, and wonder how much wine she must be going through each time that chick that banged her husband pees on a stick and it turns...
  • Six months and seventeen days
    on Mar 31, 2012
    I'm slowly tapping the pitifully un-manicured fingernails of my left hand, in a rhythm that has now become hypnotic, on the table next to my laptop. I'm thinking. Hard. Or hardly thinking. I'm not sure which.  Twenty minutes prior to this tapping f...
  • Dear, Children's Place... WTF is up with the hookerwear?
    on Sep 14, 2011
    Fall has descended upon the Chicagoland area so I decided that I better descend upon a kids store and pick up my daughter a couple of hoodies and some new pants since she's outgrown her fall and winter clothes from last year. Imagine my utter delight...
  • The One Where I Ask You To Drive a Truck Over My Head
    on Sep 7, 2011
    I'm warning you right now... this is a half assed post that I'm typing and clicking the publish button on because my head is about to implode. Fuck spell checking and proof reading (actually, I'm not really good at that anyway so this is pretty much...
  • When the Bling Doesn't Mean a ThingSo he liked it and he put a ring on it. Then he tripped anyway and now you're left with a rock that doesn't mean a thing to you. Come on Beyonce don't let us down, now what do the single ladies do?     My sparkler, which was given to me on be...
  • Chunky Dunkin' (Or How I Spent My Summer)
    on Aug 22, 2011
    As summer simmers down and gives way to the fall school year I'm left, as most busy parents are, wondering where all of the time went. I started this summer with a goal, a simple one really. It was a personal goal that I knew would affect my daughter...
  • The Recap - The Kiss Our Sass Party powered by Match.comIt all started with a conversation and a simple idea. A BlogHer party for the single moms, by the single moms. The mission... to rock the socks off of the tired, overworked, under appreciated single moms feet. BlogHer had a party for everyone, The Pe...
  • Wingbitch TV Episode 2 - The Pre BlogHer Edition
    on Aug 3, 2011
    As I prepare to do laundry (at midnight) and pack (yes, at midnight) for my flight in the AM to beautiful sunny San Diego to attend my very first BlogHer conference I leave you with this... Episode 2 of Wingbitch TV. I'd also like to thank Mother Nat...
  • Still a Bunch of Bullshit
    on Jul 19, 2011
    Sonofawhore I can't get the damn highlighter to turn off. Holy shit don't let me drive a car right now. Anyway... Howdy ho boys and girls! I know I've been missing in action. I don't know where the Hell Waldo is but I can tell you where I've been...
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