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  • Any special plans for your mom or wife on Mother's Day?
    on May 7, 2009
    Ninja battle, no doubt.   I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!
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    on May 6, 2009
    Let's face it: you're a douchebag. You know it. I know it. We all know it. Obscure undiscovered Amazon river tribes know it. I know it's not easy to quit, but it's like the sticky-icky and you can quit. But you want to. But you can't. If you need enc...
  • Dan: King of The Xangas
    on May 1, 2009
    Remember me? It's your favorite reclusive, semi-anonymous, StarCraft-addicted, porn-ruining, girl-power Xanga blogger. I didn't want to post for awhile, as sort of a Xanga de-tox program to help me think clearly without factoring Xanga into the equat...
  • Sunday, April 12, 2009
    on Apr 12, 2009
    Wow.I just threw a huge temper-tantrum and now I feel silly. I pounded on a wall, and now there's a red and purple-ish bruise on my pinky. My poor pinky... what did it ever do wrong?
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    on Apr 9, 2009
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  • The Recommend Post
    on Apr 9, 2009
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    on Apr 2, 2009
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  • My Ideas for April Fool's Day Pranks That I'm Not Going To Do Because I Have No Spine
    on Apr 1, 2009
    Well, it's now the very early hours of April Fool's Day, so expect a bunch of stupid pranks. Don't click on any links; they all lead to you getting rick-rolled, or to this. The first idea I had for my own prank was to make a post entitled "Goodbye, X...
  • Some watered-down thoughts about xanga
    on Mar 29, 2009
    I have a lot of unshared thoughts about Xanga, but damn it, this is my freaking blog, so I'm just going to share some... uh... stuff. First, my incurable cynicism (sorry, guys... I just have an affinity for pessimism). I think Xanga is fairly close t...
  • The Official Guide to Writing Official Guides
    on Mar 25, 2009
    Everyday on Xanga, I receive hundreds of letters by people asking me questions such as "Please read my latest post, guys!", "I have a new site guys. It's colours___clashxx. Friend and sub.", and of course "How do I write those awesome official guides...
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