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Half Beard is an enigma. He is a writer, a musician, a comedian, and an artist. He is the closest thing that we have these days to a Renaissance Man. Oh, and he has half a beard, not by choice, but it gives him powers. And he likes to

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  • That One Day...You know that one day, that one that always sticks with ya? The one that you can always use as a great story when meeting new people. Yea you know. Well let me tell you about one of those days. I have many, being a Half Beard n all.Like usual, there...
  • Sowtf'suppeoplezwhereuat?
    on Sep 29, 2010 in stupid Hollywood piranha
    Cruisin down the street in my six-fo’ Jockin the bitches, slappin the hoes, Went to the park to get the sco....Umm so you ever watch a horror movie and just get pissed they try so hard to make you glad the people who died deserved it? Well Half Bea...
  • Sesame Street Girls, They'll Melt Your Eyeballs....And Distort Your Perception?
    on Sep 23, 2010 in zoloft katy perry sesame street
    Here's my take on this: Nobody really watches Sesame Street anymore, they needed some publicity, what better way to do it than by having a tittie popping Katy Perry run around with every kids favorite giggle monster, Elmo. In the process they piss of...
  • In The Time Of Chimpanzees....
    on Sep 21, 2010 in star wars vaseline star trek
    I was a Half Beard. I am a Half Beard. I am the Half Beard.A few days have passed since my last confession. In that time I have done absolutely nothing productive. As a Half Beard I feel a certain level of responsibility towards certain things that h...
  • The Book Of Half Beard : Chapter Two
    on Sep 16, 2010 in chapter two natty light salty ocean
    So here we are at Chapter 2 already. Pretty easy life, this Half Beard-ness. Woke up, created a planet, shot gunned a 6 pack of some Natty's. Went back to sleep. Ahhh. Dont hate on the Natty either, creating life n shit aint easy, and it definitely d...
  • The Book Of Half Beard : Chapter OneOn the first day Half Beard awoke, at noon, he simply stretched his arms and the world was created. (To be continued, edited, revised, as Half Beard sees fit)...
  • A Tale Of 20 TacosIf you were to delve into the mind of Half Beard, it would be quite a jumbled, incoherent mess of booze-soaked memories, cookie dough, and a ball-gag. Honestly, I am amazed at myself that I can somehow keep my brilliance and lunacy all in check enoug...
  • What the beef?
    on Sep 14, 2010 in lady gaga
    Real quick, this lady is....well I dont know what she is, but really? A meat dress? What kind of statement are you really trying to convey? Eat meat? Shit i do that everyday....these stars I tell ya....crazy...
  • Death &.....Genitalia Washing?
    on Sep 13, 2010 in vcr Genitalia Washing betamax cooter
    So I'm not usually this political, but sometimes I cant resist.So I'm driving home from a HBA meeting(you know what it stands for, dont be dumb), and I hear this on the radio. Now I dont know about you, but I've always thought that people should wash...
  • Nuggets of Truth - Terry Jones: Man, Preacher, Ass-hat
    on Sep 13, 2010
    OK, I know I already mentioned how much of a douche this guy is, but I just want to lay some things on the line about this posting, and this entire blog in general.I judge, and I am right.If I deem someone an asshat, then they are a top-of-the-line q...
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