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Latest Blog Posts for The Stuff My Kid Says

  • How to tell it’s a great date
    on Jan 15, 2012 in Age 4 Landon's Corner
    Landon: This is a really great date, Nanny. Nanny: It sure is pumpkin. Landon: Yeah, so I just tooted.
  • How to tell it’s a great date
    on Jan 15, 2012 in Age 4 Landon's Corner
    Landon: This is a really great date, Nanny. Nanny: It sure is pumpkin. Landon: Yeah, so I just tooted.
  • Actually, yeah
    on Jan 11, 2012 in Age 4 Landon's Corner
    Mommy (after retrieving a toy from under the couch for Landon): Do you have anything you might want to say, Landon? Landon: Actually, yeah. Can you get that slinky too? Because I’ve been looking for it for days.
  • Actually, yeah
    on Jan 11, 2012 in Age 4 Landon's Corner
    Mommy (after retrieving a toy from under the couch for Landon): Do you have anything you might want to say, Landon? Landon: Actually, yeah. Can you get that slinky too? Because I’ve been looking for it for days.
  • Time is relative
    on Jan 10, 2012 in Age 4 Landon's Corner
    Mommy: Honey, it’s way past bedtime. Landon: Are you kidding me? It’s only like 30 o’clock. It’s not bedtime.
  • Time is relative
    on Jan 10, 2012 in Age 4 Landon's Corner
    Mommy: Honey, it’s way past bedtime. Landon: Are you kidding me? It’s only like 30 o’clock. It’s not bedtime.
  • Hero
    on Jan 1, 2012 in Age 3 Landon's Corner
    ‎”Mommy, I’m going to protect you from all the bad guys with my fire and shield and then it will go kaboom and the bad people will go flying into the door like uuhh…” – My Hero...
  • Not Really Smart
    on Dec 23, 2011 in Age 3
    Landon: I don’t know a lot of things. Mommy: Well you can ask me stuff, I know a few things. Landon: Well, you’re kind of smart, but not really smart.
  • Balls.
    on Dec 12, 2011 in Age 2
    Mommy: Allllright handsome, it’s time for little boys named Mason to go to sleep. Mason: Balls. (So maybe he was referencing the ball of Play-Doh in his hand, but it was still hilarious).
  • Gas prices?
    on Dec 24, 2010 in Age 3 Landon's Corner
    Landon: Do we have gas in our car? Mommy: Yes, honey. Landon: So we are passing gas? Mommy: Well….. *reduced to fit of giggles, as usual*...
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