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Exceedingly flatulent woman with a dorky nature and a National Park Ranger uniform fetish shares THE ABSOLUTE MOUNTING JOYS of trying to maintain enough energy for the post 8:00 p.m. Bow Chicka Bow Wow while living with two very short and loud people.

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