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• President Obama Slaps Putin
  on Apr 27, 2014 in Fake News Kind of Sort Of Fake News Breaking News Politics Satire World News
  U.S. President Barack Obama on Friday called leaders of France, Germany, Italy and Britain, informing them of U.S. intent to slap penalties on Putin in response to its failure to help to ease tension in eastern Ukraine, the White House said. As Obama...
• The Day I Laughed So Hard I Peed My Pants
  on Apr 23, 2014 in A Day In The Life Of Greg Johnson
  I blame the entire day and its mishaps on Old Man Winter  and his furry friend Punxsutaney Phil for withholding the pleasure of an early spring from us. Anyway, for the first time in weeks, maybe months it’s warm and sunny so, after eating...
• Putin: Now That’s How You Take Over A Country
  on Apr 5, 2014 in A Day In The Life Of Greg Johnson Greg's Opinion Opinions Are Like Assholes Games Politics
  If overthrowing governments and empire building is your thing, then you have to hand it to Vladimir Putin, he knows how to overthrow a government. I’d be willing to bet that behind close doors all living empire builders are patting Vlad on the...
• Having Brains Isn’t A Prerequisite
  on Mar 30, 2014 in Fake News Satire
    John and Dorothy Mindless stood proudly today with their daughter, June Mindless. You see, June graduated from Metropolitan High School today. This is cause to celebrate for thousands of students across the country, but is especially rewarding...
• Our Insane Leaders/Breaking News: Standoff In Washington
  on Mar 23, 2014 in Kind of Sort Of Fake News Our Insane Leaders Humor Politics Satire
  I’m here in Washington DC today as the government refuses to take its court ordered anti-psychotic medication. The refusal triggered a standoff with authorities. John Boehner and his fellow Representatives have barricaded themselves within the...
• President Obama Passes Job Growth Bill
  on Mar 16, 2014 in Fake News It's you patriotic duty to get sick... Humor Politicians Satire
  In a desperate attempt to create jobs in America, President Obama signed an executive order that according to White House insiders will alleviate economic hardship once and for all. President Obama, in his early morning press conference said: “...
• HR 1591 Passes Banning….. Politicians?
  on Mar 7, 2014 in Fake News Politicians
  In a move that surprised no one Congress snuck a rider into HR 1951. The rider included a substantial pay increase for Congressman. The provisions and purpose of the rest of HR1951 aren’t know or understood. This doesn’t surprise anyone.
• The Conspiracy Behind Punxsutawney Phil
  on Mar 4, 2014 in A Day In The Life Of Greg Johnson I Hate Winter Groundhog day Jack Frost Mother Nature Old Man Winter Punxsutawney Phil
    As the snow falls relentlessly outside my apartment. As the temperature drops below zero yet again. As my arch nemesis, Old Man Winter dances tauntingly on my patio (read about my trials and tribulations with Old Man Winter in a previous post...
• A Victory For Couch Potatoes Everywhere
  on Feb 23, 2014 in Wacky Warning Labels Fake News Humor Satire
  Plaintiffs Lou Zar and Al Azeass filed the class action lawsuit against the sofa industry alleging that the industry had created sofas too comfortable and failed to disclose to consumers the consequences. They claim these designs directly led to seri...
• Greg Johnson Said I Hate Winter….
  on Feb 19, 2014 in A Day In The Life Of Greg Johnson I Hate Winter winter
  Forgive me for this, please, but at one time I loved winter.  I don’t know why I loved winter. I suspect that the frigid winters of Western New York froze my brain. My theory is that neurons don’t fire below freezing. Which caused my b...

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