Life lessons and quotes from my delightfully dysfunctional family.

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  • Props to My Mom
    on Nov 19, 2011 in My Mother
    My mom, sister and I with hitchhiker CindyAfter taking some time off from this blog I'm back at it.  The photo above shows me, my sister, my mom and I with hitchhiker Cindy.  We picked Cindy up on our road trip to South Dakota this summer.A...
  • A moment of silence please
    on Nov 19, 2011 in Parenting My Son Daughter Kelsey
    My daughter is away at college and apparently put her 13 year old brother in charge of her fish "Little Guy".  In this day and age of facebook and the internet we communicate in new and different ways.  The following is what I saw on my son...
  • Wasn't Me
    on Jun 30, 2011 in My Mother
    Phone conversations with my mother are never a simple, uninterrupted task on her end.  The woman lives down the street from me and doesn't fail to call me less than 6-7 times a day for one thing or another, providing much fodder for my blog here...
  • Miss Manners
    on Apr 10, 2011 in My Mother
    So I take my mom to lunch the other day and invite a friend of mine who also happens to be an expert on manners and etiquette.  The three of us are enjoying a fabulous lunch at one of our favorite spots when my mom shows me a small piece of "hai...
  • Hola Jose!
    on Apr 10, 2011 in My Son
    My son Jared and I just returned from a fabulous week in Mexico at an all-inclusive.  The place had several restaurants, which we visited.  After we had been there for three days Jared tells me:My son: "Mom these people really work hard her...
  • Eating Like a Snake
    on Mar 3, 2011 in My Hubby
    During a typical meal with my hubby, I'm done eating by the time he has finished adding condiments to his food.  He considers me a fast eater and I consider him the slowest eater in the world.His comment came after I finished my breakfast in the...
  • That's Your Cue
    on Feb 8, 2011 in Pets
    I've been slacking on keeping up with my blog posts.  My daughter posted this one on her Facebook status, which made me realize I needed to get with the program and post.Me: "Loki I'm getting in the shower.  That's your cue to go shit somew...
  • Snow Drill!
    on Dec 24, 2010 in My Son
    In a household with five people and two dogs I have found it helpful to have drills prepared so that the family knows what to do in case of an emergency or quickly needed action.I'm sure many of you have a fire drill, everyone evacuates and meets at...
  • Camel Toe
    on Dec 16, 2010 in My Son Daughter Shelby
    I have these new pants I just love but they are a little snug fitting.  I was walking into the living room and asked my 20 year old:Me: "Shelby do these pants give me camel toe?"Shelby: "No"My 12 year old son: "What's camel toe?"I had no idea Ja...
  • The Helen Keller of Chihauhuas
    on Dec 14, 2010 in My Mother
    My mom left me the following on a voicemail regarding her deaf chihuahua now named Leeling.  Her name was LeeLoo but my mom changed her name.  I guess one of the benefits of having a deaf dog is you can do that as often a you like.My Mother...
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