Odontophobia
on Jan 5, 2009 in proper bollocksed bastards So I went down the Winchester fert pub quiz last night. In amongst the whisky shots (don’t ask) I helped us snatch defeat from the jaws of victory and then hung about afterwards debating turkey and stuffing flavoured Lays (Walkers) crisps with Best...

Curiosity #1
on Jan 1, 2009 in hong kong girlie porn Supernatural Got a dentist’s appointment for Monday morning. Root canal. Piece of cake. Absolutely. Well, kinda. Actually? No, not at all. Will ask Nice Lady Dentist if I can keep my headphones in and listen to my Bad Company library on shuffle. Or Steve Carlso...

How uz ur Ch’ismus?
on Dec 28, 2008 in Doctor Who film TV hong kong fanfiction Supernatural A friend in Japan, a works do, an evil nightmare that actually turned into a really good short story once I’d had enough tea, a broken tooth (when you’re eating popcorn there’s always one little fucker that dunt pop and decides to be the hardes...

O I C
on Dec 22, 2008 in proper bollocksed bastards I’m upset cos we’ve lost Majel Barret-Roddenberry. It’s not fair. I’m adding that to the list of reasons why there is no one God. I’m upset cos I’ve finally realised why people get married. And it’s not what I thought. They go out and...

They’re going to get letters
on Dec 14, 2008 in proper bollocksed choons bastards hong kong Dear upstairs neighbour, For the love of [Stephen Fry / Eric Kripke / Bruce Campbell ~~ delete deity as appropriate] and your own body, will you hold the goddamned drilling at eight o’clock in the fucking morning! Other people live in this block of...

Oliver Postgate
on Dec 9, 2008 in TV It is with great sadness and extreme sorrow that we mourn the passing of a legend. He gave us so many fun hours, so much innocent childhood pleasure, and now he has moved on. He gave us, at the very least, Ivor (pssshhhtakuff, pssshhhtakuff), mice wh...

Irony
on Dec 9, 2008 in Doctor Who bastards TV hong kong He travels through Time and Space, chucks spanners in villains’ plans willy-nilly, talks faster than anyone trying to out-fox him and walks around like he bloody well owns the place. The one thing that can stop him? The BBC, obviously. Particularly...