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• Girl Accused of Running Like Steven Seagal
  on Jun 24, 2011
  DERBYTOWN, INDIANA  "I do not!" exclaimed Tiffany Horner of the Wake Forest community in Northern Derbytown, when best friend Rachel Junne said she 'runs like Steven Seagal." Seagal... not running in this photo. Seagal, the well-known action...
• Captain Morgan Demoted to Lieutenant
  on Jun 22, 2011
  MINSTRY OF DEFENCE, WHITEHALL, WESTMINSTER, LONDON Earlier today, the Navy Board agreed unanimously to demote Captain Morgan to the rank of Lieutenant, effective immediately. Morgan, center, seen in this undated photo. "Morgan has systematically a...
• What Happened to FUNooze?
  on Jun 14, 2011
  Many of you may be wondering what happened to FUNooze.  April 26, 2011, was my last post until now... for good reason. On Wednesday, April 27, 2011, the Alabama community in which I live was devastated by an F4 tornado.  Many neighbors wer...
• South Wales Winery Gets the 'Royal Treatment'
  on Apr 26, 2011
  SOUTH WALES  Prince William left his mark at Hemlock Winery in South Wales on Tuesday after enjoying lunch.  The establishment is closed until repairs are completed. Prince William basking in his successful deed. "The visit was going gr...
• Big Mac Comes Dangerously Close to Michelle Obama
  on Apr 20, 2011
  WASHINGTON, DC  White House Food & Beverage Administration (WHFBA) controllers directed a rolling cart carrying a lunchtime meal consisting of popular fast food items dangerously close to first lady Michelle Obama Tuesday, initiating a "Code...
• At Least 17 Dead as Healthcare Reform Hits Deep South
  on Apr 16, 2011
  SNEAD'S CHAPEL, ALABAMA  Vicious healthcare regulations, howling bureaucracy and big government smacked the U.S. South, killing at least seven people in Alabama. Obamacare approaching Snead's Chapel, Alabama. Earlier in the day, Obamacare sma...
• FBI Uses High-Tech Photo Equipment in Search for Missing Presidential Contact Lens
  on Apr 14, 2011
  WASHINGTON, DC  The FBI deployed high-tech aerial photography to aid an intensive ground search already in progress Thursday, in the hunt for President Obama's missing contact lens. A Park Ranger searches closely for the contact lens. "The Pr...
• New Weapon Against Wildfires
  on Apr 10, 2011
  DALLAS, TEXAS  Firefighters have a new weapon against wildfires. Ahhh... that's better. Earlier today, on-ground firefighters witnessed a rare yellow-bodied rotary-wing autogiro relieve itself while in flight.  "The results were amazing,...
• Egret Wonders What's Next for the Federal Government
  on Apr 9, 2011
  SOUNDERS BAY, OREGON  Edgar Egret sits quietly, overlooking the shoreline. Anyone can see that the 3-year-old heron is concerned with the state of the Union.  Perilously close to a government shutdown, President Barack Obama and congressi...
• Government Could Blue Screen Says Historian
  on Apr 7, 2011
  WASHINGTON, DC  President Obama vowed Thursday to veto a Republican-proposed reboot, a move that some say will lead to a shutdown of the federal government.  Earlier in the week, the House of Representatives encountered an error and had to...

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