Latest Blog Posts for Funny Stories

• Little Red Riding HoodLittle Red Riding Hood
  on Nov 25, 2010
  There once was a young person named Little Red Riding Hood who lived on the edge of a large forest full of endangered fauna and rare plants that would probably provide a cure for cancer if only someone took the time to study them.Red Riding Hood live...
• The Hilarious Reply
  on Nov 23, 2010
  Will and Guy are able to share with you the schoolmaster's reply - it could cause paroxysms of mirth.Dear Madam, I take great pleasure in informing you that the WC is located 9 miles from the house.  It is located in the middle of a grove...
• A Double Lesson
  on Nov 22, 2010
  A carload of hunters, on holiday, were looking for a place to hunt, pulled into a farmer's yard in County Waterford, Ireland. The driver, Brannagh, went up to the farmhouse to ask permission to hunt on the farmer's land. The old farmer said, 'S...
• How to Age with Humour
  on Nov 21, 2010
   ∇ Old Age is a Gift - I Have Decided I am now, probably for the first time in my life, the person I have always wanted to be. Oh, not my body! I sometime despair over my body - the wrinkles, the baggy eyes, and the sagging butt. And o...
• Five Amusing Shop Signs
  on Nov 15, 2010
  Outside a dress shop, Hong Kong: LADIES HAVE FITS UPSTAIRS. Tailor shop, Greece: ORDER YOUR SUMMERS SUIT. BECAUSE IS BIG RUSH, WE WILL EXECUTE CUSTOMERS IN STRICT ROTATION. On the door of a Moscow hotel room: IF THIS IS YOUR FIRST VISIT TO THE...
• Good Jokes Based on Clever Use of Language:
  on Nov 15, 2010
  1) A linguistics professor was lecturing his class one day. 'In English', he said, 'A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a d...
• Waterloo
  on Nov 15, 2010
  Henry pursues an old hobby, and finds a new one, when he moves to his new pensioner’s flat. Henry sat in the front room of his new pensioner’s flat and glanced sadly at the stack of cardboard boxes that occupied half his floorspace.His previous...
• Clean Jokes from the Classroom
  on Nov 15, 2010
  Five School Excuse NotesPlease excuse Jimmy for being. It was his father's fault. Please excuse Emma for being absent last week.  She had flue so I had her shot. Please excuse Eddie from P.E.  Yesterday he fell out of a sycamore tree...
• Funny Tale of a Lost Senior Citizen
  on Nov 14, 2010
  When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old man sitting on a park bench sobbing his eyes out.  I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He told me, 'I have a 22 year old wife at home. She rubs my back every morning and then gets up and m...
• Quasimodo's Replacement
  on Nov 14, 2010
  After Quasimodo's death, Bishop Thomas of the cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to be...

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