Afghan People Say If Americans Don’t Want The Public Option...They’ll Take It
on Sep 29, 2009(Afghanistan & Washington D.C.) President Obama and his advisors are considering sending more troops into Afghanistan. However, the Afghan people have a message for them. Keep your troops. Send us the public option.“We’re not kidding,...

Obama Comes Clean On Healthcare “We Don’t Want To Kill Grandma, We Want To Date Grandma”
on Sep 8, 2009(Washington D.C.) Yesterday, in advance of President Obama’s health care address to a joint session of Congress, the White House released the text of his speech. One paragraph involving the controversial death panels has caught the attention of...

Gone Fishing
on Aug 6, 2009Hey folks, Just announcing that like Congress and (the Birthers grasp of reality), I am taking a break...I will be back after Labor Day with more tasteful and kid-friendly stories. See you in September, Chris...

GOP Plans To Fix Obesity And Healthcare With "The 20 Ounce Pound"
on Jul 28, 2009(Washington D.C.) For months we have been hearing that obesity along with a broken healthcare system are major threats to America’s economic survival. After months of saying NO to all of President Obama’s proposed solutions, today, the GO...

Man Booted From Facebook For Giving TLI (Too Little Information)
on Jul 14, 2009(New York, NY) Last Sunday at 4:13 PM Jim Decker updated his Facebook status…Just walked past pizza place…Just ten minutes later at 4:23, that same afternoon, Decker’s Facebook account was cancelled. Why?“Mr. Decker was boo...

Local Singer Offers To Pick Up The Mantle Of King Of Pop
on Jun 26, 2009(Portland, OR) On June 25th, 2009 Michael Jackson passed on leaving this world without a King of Pop. Music critics, producers and performers don’t think anyone will ever be able to replace Jackson, and therefore the Throne of Pop will remain v...

White Guy Volunteers To Sit In Back Of Bus
on Jun 17, 2009(St. Louis, MO) Barack Obama helped ease centuries of built up racial tensions in the United States, when he was elected to the White House in 2008. In 2009, Brian Pale also helped ease racial tensions, when he voluntarily sat in the back of a bus.La...

GOP Unveils Plan To Combat Global Warming: Swimming Lessons
on Jun 10, 2009(Washington D.C.) Most people think global warming is one big problem. But how do we fix it? Today, the Grand Old Party gave their answer.“It’s not just our answer. It’s the answer!” exclaimed the goggle clad House Minority Wh...

Tagged
on Jun 7, 2009A few days ago I was "tagged” by Frumpzilla from The Frump Gazette. I have to admit, it was not an unpleasant experiece. In full disclosure, I must say that this type of "tagging" is different from the childhood game and the adult game. (usuall...

Cyclist With Two Testicles Says He Can Win 14 Tour de France Championships
on Jun 2, 2009(Tampa, FL) Professional cyclist Greg Dorvman, 23, is about to compete in his first Tour de France, and he has a message for Lance Armstrong. “Stay home…Retire, again…Do not ride in this year’s Tour de France. Your one testi...