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• Gravitational Bull
  on May 24, 2011 in UVA new york is killing me The Onion travel dear lonely planet humor ginko biloba adventure comedy Monticello Avenue A terminator 2 new york city
  Putting the 'family values' in 'horrendous, unstoppable nuclear apocalypse'A funny thing happens when you get more than 120 miles outside of New York City....you stop giving a shit if you ever go back.This is not to say I don't love it here, cause I...
• The Circle Is Now (Somewhat) Complete
  on May 19, 2011 in travel transitions Hypocrite Reader Everyone Cheats dear lonely planet humor changes adventure comedy peru
  Tell me about it...my boss is a real ball buster too.Fear not, friends and well wishers, for this is not the end...just another step along the way in an ever expanding path that's taking a lot longer to traverse than I originally planned. The good ne...
• The Grift That Keeps On Giving
  on May 4, 2011 in shwa losben travel deja vu dear lonely planet humor adventure journey comedy iphone malaysia kuala lumpur laptop iphoto theft
  "The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results."~ The rental insurance agent, when asked about replacing my stolen iphone ~Friends of the blog may recall that earlier this year, my iphone was stolen.
• Working Out Difficult, Overrated
  on Apr 28, 2011 in gym working out travel travel exercise dear lonely planet humor adventure comedy new york city
  Working hard < Working smart I finally ran out of excuses. Any attempts to blame a lack of home base, a dearth of viable options, or lingering cost issues have faded...the stars have aligned and there is simply no reason why I can't go to the...
• Off Of The Couches And Into The Streets!
  on Apr 25, 2011 in blog travel west village dear lonely planet humor world travel funny adventure jules verne trophy world records
  Lego Rome wasn't built in a day 63 days.  It took me 63 days, return date from Geneva to today, to actually get into a somewhat normal living situation and off of random people's couches. Granted, there were some mitigating factors at play that...
• Come With Me, Sir
  on Apr 20, 2011 in shwa losben canadian border dear lonely planet humor adventure road trip comedy
  For God's sake, please don't cut the blue wire!I don't pretend to understand the system used by TSA and various border patrol officers for investigating suspicious characters as they cross international boundaries, but up until a month ago I at least...
• You Get Out What You Poutine
  on Apr 16, 2011 in La Banquise high expectations shwa losben poutine travel humor adventure comedy disappointment Montreal
  Dream come true, or night ruining train wreck?"Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it"~ Your annoying roommate who thinks he knows what's best for you ~   Have you ever thought you wanted something so badly that you would chang...
• I Call Shotgun!
  on Apr 12, 2011 in chex mix shwa losben combos diet cherry vanilla coke travel dear lonely planet humor Panera Bread winston cigarettes adventure comedy road trip bruno mars
  Failed to bring enough Pizzeria Pretzel Combos for everyoneMuch as I had set out recently to prove that following your dreams isn't just for the young and wealthy, so too did I set out recently to prove that road trips are an entirely appropriate way...
• Best Laid Plans
  on Apr 8, 2011 in travel dear lonely planet humor chick-fil-a adventure change comedy peru stephen hawking adapt St. Thomas adjustment to-do-list atlanta
  "Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change."~ Stephen Hawking ~I like it when things have an order to them. It's nice to know that you can trust X food not to have dairy in it or Y bus to show up around when it says it will. Of course, random an...
• There's No Accounting For Taste
  on Apr 5, 2011 in travel dear lonely planet humor adventure comedy Frenchman's Reef St. Thomas jersey shore wedding Marriott prince preferences gonzo
  Corn fields: preferred vacation spot of sexual deviants the world overSome people figure it out early, knowing right off the bat their preferences. For others it takes years of angst-filled searching, arguments with the family, and a series of self-r...

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