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All the crazies love me, I'm like sugar to them... so they just assume I love them back. Guess what? I don't. Want proof? Read on.

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Latest Blog Posts for Why I Hate Everybody

  • Back from Forced Hiatus 2 - This time... it's personal!
    on Jan 23, 2012
    ELECTIONSYeah, I'm back from hiatus with some election ranting. I had to fight space aliens again... give me a break.We're at that point, we're gearing up! We, as Americans, are getting back to the stage where we waffle betweenRepublicansandDemocrats...
  • A Thanksgiving Re-Release
    on Nov 24, 2011
    Well, Halloween is long over, so in the minds of merchants and die hard capitalists everywhere the next holiday in line is Christmas, but to turkey addicts and football fans there is something standing in the way of tinsel and carols: Thanksgiving.On...
  • Video Post Number 2!
    on Nov 17, 2011
    Caramel Apples are DELICIOUS!I recently discovered this, luckily a camera was present:If you like the video, check out the other one on YouTube.If you like the blog, go ahead and follow it! Remember, an angel will make you a sandwich.The thrilli...
  • It's just Filler... but it is sexy
    on Nov 10, 2011
    Check this out, should keep you going while I prep a post. One will be coming soon, I promise.Remember, if you like the blog. Go ahead and follow it, right over there on the right side of the screen. Every time you follow my blog, an angel makes you...
  • Turn your Head and PANIC!
    on Nov 10, 2011
    Going to the doctor is always terrible. There is always a risk involved, no matter how minor your reason is for visiting.It's kind of like swimming in the ocean. Sure it isn't LIKELY that you will be eaten by a Giant Murder Fish (Pescisdeathus h...
  • Dress to Impress
    on Oct 29, 2011
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  • Lookout Behind You!!
    on Oct 27, 2011
    Halloween is coming, don't look behind you... you never know when Watson is watching:New post coming soon!! Enjoy some candy and a classic or two.
  • O.E.D. (Owen's English Dictionary) Entry #446
    on Oct 26, 2011
    Perpetuastoned (per-pe-tua-stoned) noun?A condition where an individual is either: A - constantly stoned, or B - always looks and acts really stoned...
  • When Everything Attacks!
    on Oct 24, 2011
    I was driving down the road from Spokane to Pullman the other day, having just returned from quite the wedding, when, suddenly... I saw a SIGN!No, not a sign from God, but a sign... from the Washington State Department of Transportation!Observe:In ca...
  • Screaming and Crying
    on Oct 21, 2011
    When I was a kid I made the brilliant decision to ride down a long hill on my bike, a hill that ended in a brick wall. Despite knowing that there was a wall down there, and knowing that I was riding one of those failure bikes where you have to back p...
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