Cartoons drawn on strips of toilet paper that make fun of my wife and three sons.

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Language: English

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  • Waterworld
    on Jan 7, 2015
    I came home from my first day back to work and was saddened to find that Peter had melted into a blubbering puddle of tears and misery. Hmmm, looks like happy hour will be delayed again. After twenty minutes of snot-filled hysteria, I finally got to...
  • My Goodness, My Guinness
    on Dec 14, 2014
    This was David's 'busted' look as I walked into the kitchen this morning and caught him downing what I thought was the last sip of Angie's coke. As I started to yell at him, though, he ran over to the sink and spat everything out. David loves Coke, s...
  • That's it!
    on Nov 24, 2013
    Peter has a presentation at school tomorrow, unless you ask him. Then Freak-out Boy would tell you that he has a REALLY MAJORLY HUGE PANICK-WORTHY LIFE-CHANGING event that's apparently is going down sometime tomorrow before lunch.After dinn...
  • Cat Scratch Fever
    on Nov 20, 2013
    If you ever find yourself on the way home from a long day at work and are confronted by a meowing cat, shivering in the rain and begging you to scoop him up and take him to safety, don't. Just don't. I was on my way back from the garage when Luk...
  • Forty Shades of Gray
    on Oct 26, 2012
    For the past several months, I have been secretly creating Angie's surprise birthday book. I'm pleased to write that I was not caught and that yes, it surprised her. Deeply. When Angie and I were dating, she wanted to hang up something and asked...
  • April Showers
    on Apr 1, 2012
    I thought it would be hard to trick Peter again this year. See, having a birthday on April Fool's Day has made him very, hmmm... let's call it 'cautious' on his BIG DAY. Okay, bullshit - he was twitchier than Daffy Duck jacked up on PCP. Still, we ma...
  • Merry Christmas!
    on Dec 24, 2011
  • Or would you rather be a snake?
    on Dec 21, 2011
    I went to pick up David today. Yuki, one of his friends, promptly informed me that David was in the 'nap room'. The nap room is normally reserved for the younger kids, so I was a tad bit curious as to why David would be sleeping there. When I asked Y...
  • Micro Mama
    on Dec 16, 2011
    Seconds before this lovely image, a microphone was shoved into Angie's hand, preceded by a curious question from Alex, one of her colleagues.'Here ya go - you're opening the ceremony, right?''Uhh, no.''Yeah, funny - here's the mic.'Before I dwell on...
  • Shut Up and Heal!
    on Dec 1, 2011
    Angie and I are not morning people by any stretch of the temper, but with Angie I would definitely capitalize the NOT; I might even underline it as well. I'd probably then encrypt that statement and only fork over the decryption key after her second...
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