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  • I am moving!
    on Mar 7, 2011
    Yo y'all, after constant nagging from the whizzkids in the cyber world, I'm movin' over to wordpress.  Can't figure out the redirect yet, but go and have a look! (see you there)...
  • Love. Thy. Neighbour.....
    on Feb 24, 2011
    I think I overdid it at the weekend……I think I have pneumonia.  And I’ve needed an injection for some time…..Satur-day has me cocooned like a sloth in a coma. Satur-night has me trussed up like a lidl turkey.  Fun time cranky.
  • ******COMPETITION!***********
    on Feb 24, 2011
    I met mrs mac on a craggy slope on the west of koh phangan. I had been wanking in my hut, when I heard beautiful strumming coming from a nearby terrace.  I abandoned my wank to find it.  And there, amongst two mushroom-eyed Americans,...
  • A-grooming we shall go....
    on Feb 19, 2011
    I think I might be grooming the boy in the mac store….I think I might have been suppressing the urge to check out young men.Then, after spending an afternoon with the lord montague, I think I may have created a resurgence….So I went the apple sto...
  • godiva forgot about the voice....
    on Feb 7, 2011
    Internet dating.  A new year, a new crisis.  Yes, after successfully ruining two london boroughs last Friday, this week I have managed to create several minefields and blitzed the entire site that is known as… calls hi...
  • All aboard the wibbley wobbley.....
    on Jan 29, 2011
    All aboard the wibbley wobbley….You may recall that I do ridiculous things fairly often.Last weekend was no exception.  It was time.  For my gig. On…… the wibbley wobbley!The wibbley wobbley is a mad little boat in the docks of east e...
  • Shaft from the past……
    on Jan 17, 2011
    “I’m still trying to work out how my cock ended up in your mouth”, he texted me this evening.  Me too, me too.  I’m considering setting up a support group due to the frequency at which this happens….Yesterday evening, after waxing...
  • bind us together lord....
    on Jan 7, 2011
    Unibind boy couldn’t get enough of me.  Thought I was hilarious.  Kept exclaiming over the phone how FUNNY I was, how NO NONSENSE!!‘Was I a manager?’, he stammered excitedly in disbelief at my imperative manner.  ‘No’,&n...
  • and unto her a blog was born.....
    on Jan 3, 2011
     For last year’s words belong to last year’s language and next year’s words await another voice…..T.S.EliotNew year’s day is every man’s birthday Charles LambThe reason for me not writing sooner is the universal, impending sense of d...
  • bah!
    on Dec 25, 2010
    Let’s not do a round-up of the whole year shall we?Jesus, that would fucking kill us all; wouldn’t it?!Here’s a short version…..a round up of the week, in fact, in pictures……and in moving pictures xFriday night:Work don't. Dishevelled fr...
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