As A Matter Of Fact, I Was A Home Pooper
on Sep 19, 2009 in The Love Doctor is in the House germophobes public restrooms phobias about public restrooms Meeting people on Craigslist Women Gone Wild women's issues Home Poopers Many, many posts back I indicated my severe aversion to public restrooms and one of my readers commented back that I was a "home pooper." After reading that phrase I absolutely laughed my ass off because it's true and I never realized there was an ac...

Wide-On Of The Week: Aaron Eckhart
on Sep 18, 2009 in sexy men Aaron Eckhart Hot Men Wide-On Wide-On noun. A slang phrase referring to a physical manifestation of female desire or attraction.Ex: "Aaron Eckhart is handsome in a rather vanilla sort of way, but I could get a wide on with him if no one else were available."He does have all the c...

My New 2009 Fall Handbag
on Sep 16, 2009 in New Fall handbags Cats Gone Wild Cat Abscess Cat surgery Yes, it's exactly what it looks like; a torn up cat's ass. Since her face is obscured by her new head gear, this is Delia--post surgery. We noticed yesterday that she seemed very lethargic and was in noticeable pain when we tried to examine her hindq...

The Love Doctor Is In The House
on Sep 14, 2009 in Dating Women. craigslist valdosta Valdosta Relationships men. love. I am a frustrated matchmaker, or maybe just a meddler. But somewhere in my world weary soul there is a hopeless romantic. Many years ago, I used to read the personals section in Creative Loafing, which is an Atlanta based weekly paper devoted to arts...

Yes, We Actually Are Rednecks.
on Sep 14, 2009 in Valdosta the Teenager Bringing out your inner redneck Yes we are. I've always said that I was two beers away from being a redneck, which means give me two beers and I'll be howling for a band to play "Freebird" and holding up someone's lighter if they do. I'm also not immune to mud bogging, SEC Football...

Divas Get It On At Art Of The Catwalk
on Sep 12, 2009 in Cabellos Hair and Nail Studio Art of the Catwalk An Even Greater Divide Belladonna Pearls Mirage Body Art True Blood Bernice at Betton Salon and Day Spa Alexander Skarsgard. Just came back from "Demo Days" at my favorite Tallahassee gym, Art of the Catwalk and what a fun day it was! There were all sorts of "mini" classes you could take to see if you liked them plus a great variety of local businesses showed off their ser...

Wide-On Of The Week: Hugh Jackman
on Sep 11, 2009 in Hugh Jackman sexy men Hugh Jackman sexy Hugh Jackman hot body Hot Men Wide-On Hugh Jackman shirtless Wide-On noun. A slang term referring to something or someone that creates a state of arousal in women.Ex: "I forget to include Hugh Jackman in the "Wide-On" feature every week, but he most certainly gives me a wide on checking out these pictures of h...

So Sorry To Offend.... Not
on Sep 10, 2009 in aging aging parents Today I got a lot of silly flack from my post "My Mother's Keeper". Here's one comment I rejected for obvious reasons:Donnie has left a new comment on your post "My Mother's Keeper":Wow, you really are a bitch, aren't you !? This is so twisted and fu...

My Mother's Keeper
on Sep 8, 2009 in Parenting Women. aging Anxiety stress aging parents women's issues taking care of older parents Today I became my mother's caretaker. It's probably overdue, but as the doctor spoke solely to me about my mother's condition, I was grateful for once that my son could take care of himself (for the most part), that my husband was working overseas an...

Wide-OnOf The Week: Rudy Reyes
on Sep 4, 2009 in sexy men sex HBO Rudy Reyes naked Rudy Reyes Rudy Reyes Shirtless Rudy Reyes Generation Kill Generation Kill Hot Men Alexander Skarsgard. Rudy Reyes website Wide-On noun. A slang term describing female sexual interest or arousal.Ex: "Rudy Reyes is so incredibly fine! This video clip featuring his perfect body gives me a huge wide-on!"I almost forgot about Rudy Reyes of HBO's "Generation Kill" in my fervo...