Smart Ass Quotes From George Carlin
on Nov 21, 2009 in Wacky Smart Ass Quotes Funny Quotes Humor Funny Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?  When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How ca...

Catcher In The Rye Quotes that kills me...
on Mar 13, 2009 in Smart Ass Quotes Funny Quotes Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a goddam toilet seat.I started giving the three witches at the next table the eye again. That is, the blonde one. The other two were strictly from hunger.Real ugly girls have it...

Love, Love, Love
on Mar 7, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Mobile Phone Messages Love

The greatest feeling in the world is love
on Mar 3, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Love “A nightmare? Hardly….. he gave me two tears of happiness, which is two more than a lot of people get.”To be brave is to love someone unconditionally, without expecting anything in return. To just give.Love can happen anywhere at any time and a...

Love Is...
on Mar 2, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Mobile Phone Messages Love Love is, giving someone the power to break your heart, but trusting them not to.Don’t settle for the one for the one you can live with… wait for the one you can’t live without.Love is like a violin. The music may stop now and then, but the stri...

I Heart You
on Mar 1, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Mobile Phone Messages Love “For a few moments in my life you’ve made me feel as if I truly meant something to someone.”“I love you, without any doubts, no hesitations, no limit.”“I came alive when I started loving you.”“When I grow old, I want you to be the one...

Lost Love
on Feb 28, 2009 in Love Quotes Heartbreak SMS Text Messages Loss Mobile Phone Messages Love Moving On Sometimes there would come a time when we have to stop loving someone. Why? Not because the person started hating us, but because we ran out of reasons to fight for what we feel.“Teach me how to be strong before you go. Teach me...

Love Lines
on Feb 28, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Love “I would give up anything just to be with you.”“I love you more and more each day.”“When I look into your eyes I get lost and when that happens I never want to find my way out.”“You are God’s most wonderful gift to me.”“I love you...

Why Guys Like Girls…
on Feb 27, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Love 1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder3. How cute they look when they sleep4. The ease in which they fit into our arms5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden every...

Love One Liners
on Feb 27, 2009 in Love Quotes SMS Text Messages Love “You’re everything I never knew I always wanted…”“You’re the only other half that makes me whole.”“Sometimes, the only part of my life I’m sure about is the love I share with you.”“If I know what love is, it’s because of you.�...