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  • This Is The End Of White Oprah
    on May 1, 2011
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    on Apr 28, 2011 in Royal Wedding
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    on Apr 27, 2011 in stupid people Walgreens
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    on Apr 25, 2011
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    on Apr 21, 2011 in all about me
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    on Apr 19, 2011
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  • Hines Can Shake His Bon-Bon
    on Apr 18, 2011 in Hines Ward Dancing With the Stars
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  • Joan Jett + Miley Cyrus = Disaster
    on Apr 17, 2011 in Miley Cyrus Joan Jett Oprah
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  • Inspiration Found
    on Apr 14, 2011 in writers dreams David Sedaris
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