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Half-alien genius aged 5. Hobbies: castles, bikes, dungeons, blackberries, towers, rockpools, derelict buildings, bonfires, tunnels, drawing, giant boxes, fireworks, coins, building, collecting shiny things. I don't keep still. Reincarnated: 163 time

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Latest Blog Posts for Professor Mungleton

  • The Silence of the Little Lambs
    on May 7, 2016
    This morning I'd already done my hour of screen-time before breakfast so he made me do my Numeracy II (4 operations) homework in order to get more. It took me so long I hardly got dressed before Sydney came round. Some kid had got hit by a car in her...
  • A Red Letter Day for the Blues
    on May 6, 2016
    So recently Jof has been trying to cut the cloying apron strings of dependence by letting me walk quite a lot of the way to school, my route isn't as easy as others and everyone develops at a different rate etc. But today we made an arrangement where...
  • Ain't Nobody Here but us Monkeys
    on May 5, 2016
    In school we have a detective saga in literacy in which we solve word puzzles and make sentences and so forth, looks like there might be 12 stages to go through to unmask the murderer, in which case it's clearly the Zodiac Killer and therefore Ted Cr...
  • ♫♪ D.I.V.O.R.C.E. ♪♫
    on May 4, 2016
    So there I was, busy with a set of test questions when a colleague started deliberately twittering in my ear because of my known short fuse design error, and once a chink in the armour is found, it can be manipulatively exploited, and my ar...
  • Choc to the System
    on May 3, 2016
    At last, the inevitable happened and I had to go back to school. But then I got 16/16 in the maths test which was nice, as was the weather. At some point soon many of us will be attending a residential course where we'll be away from home for several...
  • Laser Soldiery @ the May Unfayre 2016
    on May 2, 2016
    Even though I was still reading at 2330 last night, I was up for 0730 to play Minecraft. But because I'd not done as I was told and read in bed for only 5 minutes last night (instead of the 45 I chose to take), he said do a homework before you get on...
  • It's an 'Orse, Mate
    on May 1, 2016
    I knew Sunday was coming. It has been a source of angst, because I knew that I had a playdate booked with Flynn the Scout for Minecraft, Minecraft and yet more Minecraft, but I also knew there was a funfair thingy going on for the whole weekend on ou...
  • Excuse me while I kiss the Sky
    on Apr 30, 2016
    Saturday is Acting Day and Syd emailed me to say she was making her own way there, I promptly forgot and got her "Create Account" screen ready and was miffed when she didn't turn up. I reckoned it was an ambiguous text, anyway, telling me she wouldn'...
  • Face of Nails
    on Apr 29, 2016
    School. Well, it doesn't matter half as much as the rest of my time. This time I got to take Ben home which has been one of my special bonuses these last 6 years. We spoke about rugby matches and football matches and the differences between the crowd...
  • Fountains of Gain
    on Apr 28, 2016
    One week ago exactly, we had our Computing lesson and I wowed the teacher with my demonstrably competent rendition of "The Snail" by Matisse. This week we had to make a 3-D bedroom, in the same way as the estate agents make those 3-D adverts of the i...
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