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  • Summer-style Five by Five
    on Aug 5, 2013 in five by five baking
    1) For my friend’s bachelorette party, we went to the beach and filmed a Spice Girls music video. There was much attitude, leopard print, and semi-inappropriate dancing in front of strangers and their families. 2) I broke into my own house last wee...
  • Imagine this was posted last Christmas, okay?
    on Aug 5, 2013 in birthday I fail at life
    My sister dropped me off at my friend’s house much earlier than I’d planned. There was snow and slush everywhere, and I was still wearing my fancy outfit for our family picture, including skirt and non-waterproof shoes. I knocked on the front doo...
  • Spring 2013, otherwise known as the semester without a show
    on May 15, 2013 in Shit My Teachers Taught Me
    This semester I studied human trafficking, advanced corrections, communities and crime, and psychological explanations of crime. That’s a fancy way of saying three seminars and a first-year course.Human trafficking was interesting because the whole...
  • Five by Five
    on May 13, 2013 in five by five
    1) I hate it when people post pictures of their new tattoos on Facebook and it takes me a minute to realize that that’s not their arm I’m staring at…2) On my paper, the prof wrote that it was “beautifully written, and a pleasure to read.” A...
  • We're gonna be the greatest aunts.
    on Apr 20, 2013 in I fail at life
    My 3-month-old niece (oh hey! I’m an aunt now!) got hiccups so my sister and I brainstormed all our favourite cures and how they could be misconstrued as child abuse:- Frighten her.- Hold her upside down and make her swallow water.  - Suffoc...
  • Fall 2012 - Shit My Teachers Taught Me
    on Mar 8, 2013 in Shit My Teachers Taught Me
    During this semester, the TA (teachers assistants) union went on strike repeatedly, stopped reporting grades, and caused general confusion and frustration. I have no particular stance on unions except that not getting my midterm mark until finals may...
  • A Midsummer Night's DreamThe “Dream” CastFive days after Mikado closed, I got lost in a forest trying to find my audition location.But I got a part in A Midsummer Night's Dream! I’m Peaseblossom and Fairy. I think I do fae better than human. Too much glitter as a child...
  • Um...
    on Jan 19, 2013
    Things That Make Our City Awesome:- The woman at the bus stop with the massive white furry teddy bear plopped beside her. Size of a small child. Everyone else standing around as if that's totally normal. Just another day, just another teddy bear. Thi...
  • (This is what happens when I save something as a draft and a year goes by before I see it again...)
    on Jan 11, 2013 in Shit My Teachers Taught Me
    My day started so well. Statistics. Today's class wasn't so bad since the midterm is Thursday so all the prof did was review and remind us to stay calm. He's very soothing like that. He doesn't get gruff till the results are posted and everyone prote...
  • Five by Five
    on Jan 10, 2013 in auditions eyes five by five
    1) I spent an hour this morning moving thousands of dollars worth of paintings into a washroom. Ain't art grand?2) When my doctor walked in, I automatically asked him how he was and he said, "Better than you because my blood work ain't all over the p...
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