Latest Blog Posts for LickTheBalls

• A Google Lesson Learned: Backdoors Suck
  on Jan 13, 2010 in Cawkups China Google SecurFAIL
  So, word within various gutters of the interwebs is that Google's big "ChinaGate" fiasco is the end result of a system Google put in place to help law enforcement gain quick access to everyone's emails. Imagine That. (More after the break). read mo...
• Timing is everything
  on Jan 10, 2010 in ltb my bad
  Many moons ago, I had a drunken crazy inspired idea... "You know, I need a website... it needs a name... LickTheBalls... it's perfect"... problem? That idea occured to me during a particularly drunken New Years Eve event. When I finally became co...
• Make her cower in fear at the bedroom!
  on May 4, 2009 in ltb
  The title of today's post is brought to us by my favorite spammer of the last few weeks, who for some reason thinks the idea of *frightening* a women is going to sell more penis pills. ~shrug~ Anyway, I know this have been a little slow on the updat...
• Rihanna turns up dead, world goes "Oh Well".
  on Mar 9, 2009 in celebs
  Alright, so maybe Carnac I'm not, but it doesn't take mad psychic skills to see where this is going. Guy hits girl, girl takes guy back again, guy... never touches girl again and they live happily ever after? Um, yeah, that's how the story goes. r...
• Our Country is Going to Hell
  on Feb 6, 2009 in JustWrong Politics US
  People everywhere are pondering the fact that the United States is going to hell in a handbasket, and wondering what things have led us down this path. Allow me to pontificate. read more...
• The Super Bowl Wrapup
  on Feb 2, 2009 in celebs life sports thoughts
  Going into yesterday, I really *wanted* to see Arizona to win The Super Bowl, but logically I *expected* the Steelers would take it and run with it. The game actually ended up being entertaining (all the way to the end, unlike so many other games I...
• Thursday Morning Roundup
  on Jan 15, 2009 in celeb deaths Crazy CL life Renovations thoughts
  Sorry that I've been slacking on the update front. Been a lot going on the last since the holidays ended, read on for the scoop.. read more...
• Renovation Raaaaaaage!
  on Dec 28, 2008 in Fuck Home Depot Renovations
  Alright, so the better half declared some time ago that we needed to replace the vanity/sink in our main bathroom. No problem, it can't be that complicated, right? We just pop the old one out, drop the new one in, right? Uh huh.. read on brother,.
• Every Link is Sacred
  on Dec 18, 2008 in geek SEO
  Every link is sacred, Every link is good. Every link is needed, In your neighborhood. Every link is sacred, Every link is great. If a link is wasted, Goog gets quite iraaaaaate! -- With apologies to the folks @ Monty Python I have to take a moment, r...
• Dear Beyonce, If you were a boy...
  on Dec 18, 2008 in thoughts
  In light of your newest single, I thought I'd take a moment to share something with you. If you were a boy, you would have never gotten cast in Destiny's Child (cause, you know, it's a FEMALE group). You would then never had broken into

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