Make her cower in fear at the bedroom!
on May 4, 2009 in ltb The title of today's post is brought to us by my favorite spammer of the last few weeks, who for some reason thinks the idea of *frightening* a women is going to sell more penis pills. ~shrug~ Anyway, I know this have been a little slow on the updat...

Rihanna turns up dead, world goes "Oh Well".
on Mar 9, 2009 in celebs Alright, so maybe Carnac I'm not, but it doesn't take mad psychic skills to see where this is going. Guy hits girl, girl takes guy back again, guy... never touches girl again and they live happily ever after? Um, yeah, that's how the story goes. r...

Our Country is Going to Hell
on Feb 6, 2009 in JustWrong Politics US People everywhere are pondering the fact that the United States is going to hell in a handbasket, and wondering what things have led us down this path. Allow me to pontificate. read more...

The Super Bowl Wrapup
on Feb 2, 2009 in celebs life sports thoughts Going into yesterday, I really *wanted* to see Arizona to win The Super Bowl, but logically I *expected* the Steelers would take it and run with it. The game actually ended up being entertaining (all the way to the end, unlike so many other games I...

Thursday Morning Roundup
on Jan 15, 2009 in celeb deaths Crazy CL life Renovations thoughts Sorry that I've been slacking on the update front. Been a lot going on the last since the holidays ended, read on for the scoop.. read more...

Renovation Raaaaaaage!
on Dec 28, 2008 in Fuck Home Depot Renovations Alright, so the better half declared some time ago that we needed to replace the vanity/sink in our main bathroom. No problem, it can't be that complicated, right? We just pop the old one out, drop the new one in, right? Uh huh.. read on brother,.

Every Link is Sacred
on Dec 18, 2008 in geek SEO Every link is sacred, Every link is good. Every link is needed, In your neighborhood. Every link is sacred, Every link is great. If a link is wasted, Goog gets quite iraaaaaate! -- With apologies to the folks @ Monty Python I have to take a moment, r...

Dear Beyonce, If you were a boy...
on Dec 18, 2008 in thoughts In light of your newest single, I thought I'd take a moment to share something with you. If you were a boy, you would have never gotten cast in Destiny's Child (cause, you know, it's a FEMALE group). You would then never had broken into

Girl Seeking WoW Player
on Dec 17, 2008 in Crazy CL World Of Warcraft Erm. Not sure where to go with this one. Well.. erm. Wow... I'll just leave this here for now.. maybe something wittier will come to me later.

Name your child Adolf Hitler, there's going to be issues.
on Dec 16, 2008 in life Now, lets be honest here, when you give your kids names like "JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell", and "Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell", you're pretty much guaranteeing that kid is going to either grow up and hate you forever, or