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  • Straight Exact Size Bitch!!
    on Oct 21, 2011
    Friend:You know what sucks?Me:A vacuum.Friend:You know what sucks in metaphorical sense?Me:Black holes.Friend:You know what just isn't cool?Me:Lava.Friend:-_-...
  • Chinese Mafia... (-(-(- -)-)-)Chinese family of 5 named Hu,Su,Chu,Fu and Bu decided to immigrate to the United States Of America..in order to get the VISA they had to adopt their names to American Standards So they did..Hu Became Huck..Chu became Chuck..Bu became Buck..While..Su...
  • Chinese Mafia... (-(-(- -)-)-)Chinese family of 5 named Hu,Su,Chu,Fu and Bu decided to immigrate to the United States Of America..in order to get the VISA they had to adopt their names to American Standards So they did..Hu Became Huck..Chu became Chuck..Bu became Buck..While..Su...
  • Breaking The Stereotype
    on Sep 27, 2011
    Once upon a time two friends set on a journey..On their way they promised to help each other through thick and thin..Along time they had to pass from a jungle to reach their final destination..In the jungle they saw a big hungry lion coming towards t...
  • Annonymus
    on Sep 23, 2011
    Girl to Boy:'' Why do we have units to measure length, weigh, temperature but nothing to measure love and trust?'' Boy looked in his eyes and shouted, " I am already pissed off from this philosophy teacher don't involve me in this shit!!!!"...
  • Some Truths Regarding Life
    on Sep 19, 2011
    Some funny realities..A mini heart attack you get when you swing back a bit too much on your chair. Watching a horror movie and the asking someone to walk you to the washroom. Reminding your teacher that, 'Maam! I talk no matter where I am,...
  • Funny IMages..0O_O0
    on Sep 18, 2011
    Do you know why always gryffindor wins?                                                            &...
  • Big Billy Goes to CIAAgent: This is your final question and decides your future in CIA...Imagine you are in a room with no windows and no doors and the room catches fire, now Billy how will you get out??Billy (After taking his time): By stop imagining ?_?Agent: 0_0...
  • on Sep 13, 2011 in funny very jokes English Grammar
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  • Relax Buddy
    on Sep 13, 2011
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  • Use Your MindUniversal truth..We were told in schools that the sun rises in the east and sets tin the westFact..Sun neither rises or sets, Only earth rotates..Moral..To hell with schooling, Education kills our common sense...
  • Mixed EmotionsWhat are mixed emotions??Let me help,Your worst enemy fall from the 51st floor on your brand new Audi and you don't know whether you should laugh or cry:)...
  • The Worst Seven Use Of English1. Employee wrote an application: Since i've to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please grant me 1 week leave.2. Letter from employee who was arranging his daughter's wedding: As i am marrying my daughter, gran...
  • Hypnotized
    on Jul 28, 2011
    A hypnotist hypntized a whole hall with a pendulum...But then by mistake he dropped the pendulum and said" shit"Can you imagine the mess after that...
  • Good News
    on Jun 8, 2011
    We have enabled easy RSS for you that you can see to the left pane of the blog for uninterrupted laughs...So just keep laughing...
  • Big Billy back in Action..Big billy tired of unemployment made a gang and decided to rob a bank...Next morning they robbed a bank...On breaking in the vault they found some bottles with a mystical fluid of odd smell...Big billy drank a bottle and shared with his gang...They w...
  • Evolution
    on May 27, 2011 in cool Jokes on teachers funny jokes
    Teacher asked Student:There are 5 birds on a tree,hunter shots one, how many left?Student:ZeroTeacher:The right answer is 4 but i liked your thinking!!Student then asked the teacher:Now you tell, three women are eating ice-cream... one...
  • Misconception:)Young kid to father:Dad what is Sex?Dad thinkning....Oh what this kid has asked but gotta tell anyway...>>Censored....(he tells him all about sex)..<<Son all confused and annoyed ...So dad what part of it i mention in the admission form..
  • Innocence....
    on May 18, 2011
    A 5th grade kid wrote in his maths answer sheet....Dear Maths,I am sick and tired of finding your X,, just accept the fact the she is gone and moved on ,, dude....
  • Co-IncidenceA school girl and a nurse were inside an elevator.....The door opened on the 14th floor....They Saw a guy running towards them...but the nurse pushed the "Close Door" Button immediately....School Girl: Why did you pressed the button?...Nurse filled w...
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